Cannibals! Cokeheads! Cross dresser! Cheats! Anyone who says there's no such thing as bad publicity has clearly never been an NRL player caught drinking his own urine. They've never been a politician found in bed with a prositute, or a media mogul caught up in a street fight. From turkey slaps and Twitter wars to less-than-subtle toilet trysts, Australia has give us some great scandals over the years, and a few good dust-ups as well.